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Hot Pizza Ass with Erin Darling Torralva

Jan 12, 2021

Welcome to Season 3 of Hot Pizza Ass. Allow me to reintroduce myself. What is a hot pizza ass?

Hot Pizza Ass (n.) - Somebody truly in their worth, where outside expectations placed upon them or internalized expectations not in alignment with their their souls deepest desires have no relevance to the choices they make, how they see themselves or live their life. A truly free being.



Ten Commandments of being a Hot Pizza Ass

  1. Thou shalt eat pizza - no food is off limits for a hot pizza ass. She eats what she wants. She doesn’t go on Gwyneth Paltrow bullshit no food detoxes her body doesn’t need. She consumes as she pleases and understands she is beautiful and worthy at any size. At any size baby.
  2. Thou shalt love others and recognize the hot pizza ass inside of them too - real recognize real. And hot pizza of ass recognize hot pizza ass. everybody needs a cheerleader and people who are secure and feel good about themselves are more equipped to hype up ye fellow man or woman or non gender confirming individual. Taking care of your self on a soul level empowers you and empowers others creating a ripple effect, and a better world for all!
  3. Thou shalt not take any shit - when your neighbor comes you with some bullshit in the form of unwanted opinions about your life, your body, your sexuality, your relationships, you stop them right there. Thank them in advance for their concern and tell them to get to steppin', look in the mirror, and check themself for their unexamined internal misery. Wish them well, but wish them well on their way.
  4. Thou shalt be fearless in the pursuit of your own personal happiness - when one finds what truly lights up their soul, there is no going back. They must commit to their new path, step in to their being, and find community that will love and support them.
  5. Thou shalt find your tribe - not every hot pizza ass is born into a family, community, social circle or peer group that loves and accepts them. And that’s ok. Find your tribe of like-minded individuals.
  6. Thou shalt draw boundaries - boundaries are your new best friend, baby. You may need to draw boundaries with your family, old friendships, exes, or other people in your life who once served a purpose but now feel like dead weight. You may need to draw boundaries with time spent on social media. With your job. Or anything or anyone else you deem as an unhealthy influence for your personal growth. We don’t have control of every element of our life, that’s why God gave us boundaries. Use them.
  7. Thou shalt express thyself - Like Queen Madonna once said, don’t go for second best, baby. express thyself. Tell the world who you are, what you want, and don’t make a habit out of settling for less. Because when you really love thyself, you’ll want to sing from the mountain tops like Julie Andrews in the sound of music! Or post a picture on Instagram with a pizza pizza on your butt.
  8. Thou shalt educate yourself - I don’t care if you went to no school, a trade school, a community college, or one of the best universities in the world. Your education should be a priority and it should continue for the rest of your life. whether you choose to continue your education via YouTube university, Duolingo, audible, acting class, or traditional school, a true hot pizza ass values her mind and knows an expensive diploma doesn’t make you better than anyone else. Your relationship with learning is a lifelong journey. And like Oprah said, when you know better, you do better.
  9. Thou shalt have the courage to say no  - when a hot pizza ass steps into her power, everyone wants a slice. Whether it’s a relationship proposition, a job opportunity, an investment of money or time, or a diet tea instagram collab. A hot pizza ass knows when to say no if it doesn’t feel right, or in alignment with her higher self
  10. Thou shalt stay inspired - Indulge your inner hot pizza ass, like Qveen Herby said “treat her real good because she is talented.” Listen to Hot Pizza Ass to stay inspired and to be introduced to others on our same journey. Take your inner artist on dates. Buy her some skin care. Meditate. Spend time in nature. Journal. remember that every day is a once in a lifetime opportunity. Spend them wisely. Cultivate them beautifully. And always, always be open to miracles.