Jan 12, 2021
Welcome to Season 3 of Hot Pizza Ass. Allow me to reintroduce
myself. What is a hot pizza ass?
Hot Pizza Ass (n.) - Somebody truly in their worth, where
outside expectations placed upon them or internalized expectations
not in alignment with their their souls deepest desires have no
relevance to the choices they make, how they see themselves or live
their life. A truly free being.
Ten Commandments of being a Hot Pizza Ass
- Thou shalt eat pizza - no food is off limits for a
hot pizza ass. She eats what she wants. She doesn’t go on Gwyneth
Paltrow bullshit no food detoxes her body doesn’t need. She
consumes as she pleases and understands she is beautiful and worthy
at any size. At any size baby.
- Thou shalt love others and recognize the hot pizza
ass inside of them too - real recognize real. And hot pizza of ass
recognize hot pizza ass. everybody needs a cheerleader and people
who are secure and feel good about themselves are more equipped to
hype up ye fellow man or woman or non gender confirming individual.
Taking care of your self on a soul level empowers you and empowers
others creating a ripple effect, and a better world for all!
- Thou shalt not take any shit - when your neighbor
comes you with some bullshit in the form of unwanted opinions about
your life, your body, your sexuality, your relationships, you stop
them right there. Thank them in advance for their concern and tell
them to get to steppin', look in the mirror, and check themself for
their unexamined internal misery. Wish them well, but wish them
well on their way.
- Thou shalt be fearless in the pursuit of your own
personal happiness - when one finds what truly lights up their
soul, there is no going back. They must commit to their new path,
step in to their being, and find community that will love and
- Thou shalt find your tribe - not every hot pizza ass
is born into a family, community, social circle or peer group that
loves and accepts them. And that’s ok. Find your tribe of
- Thou shalt draw boundaries - boundaries are your new
best friend, baby. You may need to draw boundaries with your
family, old friendships, exes, or other people in your life who
once served a purpose but now feel like dead weight. You may need
to draw boundaries with time spent on social media. With your job.
Or anything or anyone else you deem as an unhealthy influence for
your personal growth. We don’t have control of every element of our
life, that’s why God gave us boundaries. Use them.
- Thou shalt express thyself - Like Queen Madonna once
said, don’t go for second best, baby. express thyself. Tell the
world who you are, what you want, and don’t make a habit out of
settling for less. Because when you really love thyself, you’ll
want to sing from the mountain tops like Julie Andrews in the sound
of music! Or post a picture on Instagram with a pizza pizza on your
- Thou shalt educate yourself - I don’t care if you
went to no school, a trade school, a community college, or one of
the best universities in the world. Your education should be a
priority and it should continue for the rest of your life. whether
you choose to continue your education via YouTube university,
Duolingo, audible, acting class, or traditional school, a true hot
pizza ass values her mind and knows an expensive diploma doesn’t
make you better than anyone else. Your relationship with learning
is a lifelong journey. And like Oprah said, when you know better,
you do better.
- Thou shalt have the courage to say no - when a hot pizza ass steps
into her power, everyone wants a slice. Whether it’s a relationship
proposition, a job opportunity, an investment of money or time, or
a diet tea instagram collab. A hot pizza ass knows when to say
no if it doesn’t feel right, or in alignment with her higher
- Thou shalt stay inspired - Indulge your inner hot
pizza ass, like Qveen Herby said “treat her real good because she
is talented.” Listen to Hot Pizza Ass to stay inspired and to be
introduced to others on our same journey. Take your inner artist on
dates. Buy her some skin care. Meditate. Spend time in nature.
Journal. remember that every day is a once in a lifetime
opportunity. Spend them wisely. Cultivate them beautifully. And
always, always be open to miracles.